My Crimson Chaos

W eek 1 of the college football season is in the books & it was pretty intense, y'all!  Yesterday reminded us that the level of success we've become accustomed to isn't as easy to maintain as us Bammers like to think.  I got scared early and often.  But while all you kids play armchair quarterback & dissect every play, I thought I'd lighten the mood and give you my Chaotic Climaxes of the weekend. THE REDEMPTION : Who can forget Adam Griffith's missed field goal to close the regular season last year? If you watch ESPN, The SEC Network, listen to JOX, or use any form of social media, you're reminded many more times than you'd ever care to be.  So when he went 4 for 4 last night, I was like, "heck yeah!".  I feel like it's a major victory anytime I don't fall down the stairs in the stadium, so thinking about the intense pressure that kid has makes me agoraphobic.  The future is bright for Adam & us Bammers dese

I t's the most glorious time of the year, y'all!  Football kicks off this week!!!  Hang on....  Sorry!  Had to wipe a tear from my cheek.  So what better way to have a little smack talking fun this season than a Pick'em Group?!?!?! I built us a league named 'Dixieland Delight' (of course)....  I set it up against the spread, top 25, all weeks count & your picks have to be in 5 minutes before game time.  The first game is Friday so sign up today!!! Click Here for Dixieland Delight NCAA Football Pick'Em Contest Group ID:  7960 Group Password: crimsonchaos So.... Think you can beat a girl???? Roll Tide, y'all!  Roll me dominating all y'all Bammers!

I 've never been big on reunions.  I figure, if I haven't looked you up for this long then why would I want to see you?  I missed our 5th year reunion.  I was still in college & trying to 'find myself'.  I missed our 10 year reunion because most everyone had little kids they wanted to show off & nothing about passing around strange kids all weekend sounded appealing.  But when my childhood best friend sent the notification earlier this year about the 20 year celebration, I was skeptical but interested. Let's face it, the times of going to class reunions for the sheer purpose of seeing the skinny bitch in high school in a size 18 mumu are over.  Isn't that why we're on Facebook?  I guess at the ripe old age of 37, I was just ready to see some of the faces of the people of my childhood.  Don't get me wrong, there's a couple of girls I couldn't stand that I thought were going & aren't FB friends.... So the mumu motivation wasn&#

I won't lie.  I screen calls.  If I don't know the number, 9 times out of 10 I won't answer.  However, sometimes this decision likes to screw with me immensely.  On July 2nd, 2010, I was busily preparing for a 4th of July weekend on the lake!  The 4th fell on the following Monday so I shut down my day job of pushing drugs early to pack up & beat the traffic.  Just before lunch, my phone rang....  It was a number I didn't recognize & I was too busy picking out which bathing suits & outfits to pack for a weekend at Lay Lake.  As I was deciding which suits to sport for the momentous occasion, the number kept nagging at me.  I knew the prefix.  348... 348...  HOLY SHIT! That's the University number!  Keep in mind, this is long before my sister brought a coach into the family so I was cautiously optimistic that my 4 year wait had finally paid off because at the time who the heck else would call me from The Capstone?  At 1:30 I called them back after checking