Auburn's Latest Little Brother Move

Auburn has been really busy lately, y'all!  After an exhausting few weeks of back claiming national championships, they took a break to remind us all that they are still Bama's little brother.  While preparing for Big Cat Weekend, the AU grounds crew decided to track Chris Davis' path during his game winning touchdown run in last year's Iron Bowl.

These kinda gimmicky moves define the auburn program.  And this is another glaring example of how different the 2 major athletic programs in this state really are.  You know the old cliche' by now... Alabama wants to win championships.  auburn just wants to beat Alabama.  Tide fans would still be in a severe depression had we been the program to break the SEC National Championship streak.  We'd still be utterly humiliated if we were the only SEC program to lose a national championship game in the entire BCS era.  Not auburn.  They never blinked an eye because they beat Bama.


In the spring following Bama's complete jailraping of auburn in the 2012 Iron Bowl, Saban proudly displayed the BCS National Championship trophy to recruits.  He could've put a picture of Gene Chizik's ass on the jumbotron because that 49-0 score proved Saban clearly owns it.  Instead, he used our 15th National Championship to impress the countless 4 & 5 stars visiting The Capstone.  That's what storied programs like Alabama do.

Meanwhile in auburn....

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